Sloppy joes

Logan to his sloppy joe sandwich: "I love eating you, Joe."

Shark bite

As we left Kings Dominion this evening, we followed our family tradition and stopped by the candy store. Brody chose two gummi sharks but he wasnt allowed to eat them until after dinner. Thinking I was being funny, I bit the head off one of them and waited to hear his response. An hour later, after the boys had finished dinner and dessert, Brody hadn't said anything about his decapitated shark. It's dark out; maybe he couldn't see it. More likely though, he's accustomed to a mama who eats his candy and the shark with a bite removed was no different than normal. 

Driving

Brody: "I'm not going to drive until I'm 20 years old."

Mama: "Are you sure? Most kids get license when they're around 16 years old."

Brody: "I know, but I want to practice a lot before I really start driving."

Dada: "...can you say that again on video?"