Hard Knock Life

Logan is in his room singing It's a Hard Knock Life as he cleans his room.  That's right buddy.  Go ahead and compare your life to that of an orphan during the depression.  It would be funny if we weren't already over an hour into the 'clean your room' battle.

Caffeine

While trying to teach the boys about soda-drinking moderation, we tell them that too much soda will make you fat and too much caffeine will "hurt you". I know, so scientific. Brody asks "Will it hurt you as much as a zombie attack?"

I don't know how to answer that. Brody wins. 

Hamburgers

Logan to Brody: If you like eating hamburgers, do you know what you like to eat?

Brody: What?

Logan: Cows.

I would call him my future vegetarian, but he doesn't seem bothered by the thought of eating cows at all.