My son, the ninja

Says Logan: "When I'm a ninja, I want to be the gold one." Replies Brody: "When I'm a ninja, I want to be the green one since he can be the green one or the gold one."  

I'm looking forward to the mom competitions of my future. When someone else boasts that their child is a doctor, lawyer, etc, I will tell them that's nice, but my sons are ninjas. And ninjas always win.